I don’t know what the hell is going on with my flat.

First damp problems. Then ants. Now Slugs.

The other night I got up to go to the toilet. On the way back to bed SQUELCH! I stepped on a slimy thing. I thought, what the.. Turned on the light to see a dirty slimy squashed slug. Yuck.

Rouzie noticed that there has been the sheen of slug trails in the flat. So we thought we’d caught the little bastard.

Ugh, no.

We came home late last night, Rouzie walked into the flat and didn’t notice three big flat slugs on the kitchen floor. She squealed when i showed her what she narrowly avoided and hid in the bedroom. I then found another behind the bin, one on the wall near my computer and one near the couch. Yuck, but also what the hell. I picked them all up with kitchen paper and binned them.

Then salted the front door frame as we guessed they’re coming through there. Also salted the kitchen floor and bedroom a bit. I really don’t want to stand on another in the dark. Most disgusting.